See how your love rates.  The classic "Love Tester" with a high-tech twist.

A full replication of the electro mechanical "Love Tester" from the 40's tied to the most advanced, touch sensitive, love analysis engine ever created.

Our love research division has spent years analyzing, studying, quantifying, and evaluating the unique aspects of love based on touch.

We have been unable to find an outlet for this research until the new handheld devices came to market with their unique touch capabilities.

Simply tap the screen on the iPhone or Select Menu Play on Android to bring up the Love Analysis window.

Gently caress the screen in a loving manner.

Our unbiased love analysis engine will do the rest.

"Uncontrollable" is obtainable, pay attention, and work on your technique.

We don't care what your loved one tells you, get a real scientific evaluation of your touch today.

For only 99¢.